This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said...– Robert Downey Jr. (via spockizzle)
wintrymist: spiffyrock21: OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS. ^^ this
devinbedesu: Read More I shall say this in retaliation to your brain’s tricks WE ALL LOVE YOU, DEVIN!
codgog: s34dw3ll3r: codgog: it’s so hot in here AC’s turned on why is it so hot on the meteor? because gamzee broke the AC oh my god
nasty-otter: it could be worse your mom could always be MRS. BENSON
160 pages of tumblr 160 AND I STILL HAVE MORE TO GO NOW THAT IM BACK AT TOP AFTER ABOUT 3 HOURS
joopi: i was on the bus yesterday and there was this big beefy scandinavian-lookin dude sitting in front of me he must have been at least 6’4” and next to him sat another guy who was way tinier and skinnier and they didnt talk the entire trip until the smaller guy leaned over and whispered “charmander is my favourite starter too” and the big guy guffawed n kissed him on the cheek
ludacrisnt: my friend found out her boyfriend was cheating on her and so they went on a date today and she just stared into space for a few seconds and then said “i had a vision” and then paused and said “it was that we weren’t in a relationship anymore” and then just stood up and walked out.