February 2012
imlingy asked: lets play guns so we can bang *double pistols and a wank*
princehuge asked: do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can totally see myself in your pants (sorry it was the best I had)
Send me as many cheesy pick up lines as you can...
intelligentdreamer:
Bonus points for fandom jokes.
When your friend is talking to another person you... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
And you’re just standing there like:
Follow this blog, get free ham.
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intelligentdreamer:
strappinglyhandsome:
seems like a good idea
I instantly regret this desicion
January 2012
Does anyone want to watch me draw some things before I go to sleep?
mypatronusisyou:
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
Message Me A:
weeping-angel:
fayehaddon:
S - For a Secret
T - For a Truth
F- For a Fear
O - For an Obsession
Q - For a Random Question
L - For Something I Love
H - For something I Hate
P - For a Phobia
C - For something I Crave
Do itttttt! :D
There's no such thing as a funny rape joke.
When a character does something embarrassing and...
totally-relatable:
totally-relatable:
Click here if you want funny and relatable stuff on your dashboard.
atomicdemonic:
The one thing I hate about tumblr is when I give a fuck about the people I follow.
I read every text post on my dash, and it fucking breaks my heart that I can’t be there for some of you. I can’t give you a hug, bake you cookies, or just sit and cry with you. I’m not good enough with speaking to people to know what to say in a message.
But the shittiest thing is that it doesn’t...
THIS IS COOL :O
inquire-upon-the-mutant-blood:
Karkat’s text color is defined by the hex code #626262; 62 is the atomic number of samarium, a volatile but durable silvery-grey metal used in various applications including permanent magnets and cancer treatment.
Given his position in the zodiac, it is possible that Karkat’s blood would be lime were it not for his mutation.
Homestuck going educational...
knight-it asked: 0% :D
